I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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