Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
