she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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