if i died would you start the facebook group?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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