who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Drunk is a universal language darling
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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