I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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