Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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