So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Its about making memories worth repressing
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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