So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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