dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
