i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Randomize
