Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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