i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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