im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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