What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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