Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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