Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
