Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize