in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dignity is for republicans.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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