Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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