You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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