He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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