Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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