Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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