I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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