your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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