At least make sure they are 18
Why
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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