I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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