I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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