I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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