I feel great
I just peed on a car
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
