i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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