She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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