That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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