people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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