You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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