He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
