Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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