Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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