Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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