why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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