i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
