I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
