Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
