a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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