If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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