Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I skipped work to stalk him.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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