you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize