Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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