Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The struggles of a small town man whore
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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