I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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