you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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