he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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